Santa Monica, CA -
The TNT trade deadline passed this afternoon, and contrary to numerous analyst predictions, Back Door Santa weak link Dynamite Chris Parish was not traded and will remain with BDS until the end of the season or until he is released.
"I don't know where those rumors came from," said BDS captain my captain Clint "Shot Boy" Tabon. "We weren't trying to get rid of him. I can confirm, however, that we found no takers on any team in the league, so if we were going to hypothetically trade him, it would have been impossible."
Dynamite has been a disappointment and fuck i'm late for bowling HAYO
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