Santa Monica, CA -
Analysts are hoping that the two week long media slowdown will soon be coming to an end as TNT minor leaguer Dynagirl is contemplating ending her sleep strike.
According to reports, about two weeks ago Dynagirl became dissatisfied with having to spend all day with her dad, BDS weak link Dynamite Chris Parish, while her regular caretaker and BDS head coach Hackosaur took ten days off from nannying. As a result, Dynagirl went on a 'sleep strike' wherein she refused to sleep more than 20 minutes a day, which heavily impacted the Hermosa Beach headquarters to report the news or even go to the fucking bathroom god damn woman.
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